April 2011
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Believe It
Please note names have been changed to protect my ass… I don’t need to get fired over a blog.
This story is a little unbelievable; you will have to open your minds. So I’ve worked at the bank for over three years now. We have an old customer, Mr. Fudrucker, who always comes in dressed to the nines. I’m not talking about Ari Gold style; it’s more like Napoleon dynamite. He wears an old...
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Dumb Babies
So I recently joined a “mom” yahoo group. It’s been littered with helpful baby hints and interesting ideas, like where to recycle batteries. Every now and then you get those mom’s who are up on their high horse with, “does anyone know where I can get organic meat? It’s all I give my nine month old.” But I happened to get quite offended by a message sent yesterday by a woman who was looking...
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I want my Sunday
What? Really? Can this even be true? The NFL is on strike!!!. Does this mean a fall without football?!? Women across the country are rejoicing, our fall Sundays have been returned to us.
Don’t get me wrong, I love eating some nacho’s and checking out a game every once in awhile, but I’ve longed for a nice fall Sunday where I can go apple picking without constantly hearing “we gotta’ be back by...
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Castle Couture
There are a few places in the world that babies should never be allowed in: bars, China shops, and as I have come to learn: Bridal Stores. A few months after I had my daughter my mother wanted to take me shopping for a wedding gown. My husband and I got married legally, but never had a wedding, We figured since I was pregg-o we only had 9 months to plan for a baby so the big wedding could wait...
