Lazy Baby Mama

I love kids. I hate responsibility

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nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

The only reason their lives are fine is because of feminism!!

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